July 2011
JESUS WANTS YOU TO THROW A 1-2-3 INNING, JEREMY
If you don’t, he will kill this puppy.
The puppy deserves it. He wore polyester, and also probably ate shellfish.
"Belt had an awkward swing." - Kuip
Brian is friends with Charlie Sheen? I can see it with their personalities (at least certain parts), but I still do not like it. I agree. Go away Sheen.
You know how Brian is friends with celebrities. In the same way he shows up at the ESPYs in a spandex suit. I wouldn’t really worry about it, but on the outside, it IS pretty hilarious.
Lavender Brown changed the most, by far.
My TARDIS brings all the nerds to the yard, and they're like Raxacoricofallapatorius.
063. I listen to the Jonas Brothers and Demi Lovato when I'm sad.
i-left-my-heart-in-san-francisco:
Sometimes BTR. Aly and Aj too. I feel like I’m 12 again when I hear their songs.
I badly miss Phil of the Future. Try some N Sync, bb.
Coming from a girl..
But.. are most of these girls THAT sexually frustrated over baseball players or does Tumblr just bring out their wild side? ‘Cause i bet in real life, half of them won’t do the crazy stuff they profess to do to these players if it came down to a regular guy in real life.
I know personally if any of these baseball players hit on me, I’d be ALL OVER THAT.
I would. I definitely would…
It’s important to remember that fantasies (which these are) are an important, essential part of any normal sexual life, or development. No one should be shamed for their fantasies or sexual experimentation. It’s a normal thing, even to visualize these fantasies in a way that might be hard (ha) to differentiate from reality. No one wants to know Tim Lincecum really won’t be marrying them someday. :)
A Daydream Away: brandonbelt: just saying, if you’ve been a fan of baseball for longer... →
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just saying, if you’ve been a fan of baseball for longer than one season, losing and gaining different players should be something you’re used to. it’s the nature of the game. people should be more worried about whether or not we just traded away the next potential future…
GPOY
“It’s like I’m watching it on some crappy show like “Melrose Place” or some shit, right? And I’m the new character, I’m the HIV-AIDS character, and I live in the building and I teach everybody that it’s OK to be near me, it’s OK to talk to me, and then I die.”
- Reality Bites [1994 (oh how this movie effects a 14 year old girl)]
Reblog if you have made a friend online that you would love to hang with, but they live far away.
i-left-my-heart-in-san-francisco:
:’c
Jimmy Fallons take on the Giants:
Brian Wilson: Evil Zach Galifianakis
Tim Lincecum: Looks like the love child of Joseph Gordon Levitt and the guy from Dazed and Confused
Jeremy Affeldt: Weird George Clooney
Sergio Romo: Turkish Santa Claus
Madison Bumgarner: White Obama
Eli Whiteside: Lollipop kid from Wizard of Oz
Cody Ross: Chuckie Doll after finding Jesus
Javier Lopez: Host of Late night with Jimmy Fallon
Oh Jimmy, you make me laugh
49 Followers!
Ahem. SEE THE BAY AREA THE WAY WE DO… :)
Thanks to everyone who follows me. I heartos you all, mucho. Even if I’ve never talked to you!
Okay, Giants fans. I think it's time we all hug it out.
Barry lovers, Barry haters, I-don’t-care-either-way-ers, non-Giants…JOIN ME IN HUGFEST 2011.
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
8 pitch inning! 1-2-3
and then 4. Which is the number of runs he gave up LAST inning.
“A Giants game is anything but relaxing.”
—@sportsillustratedcoverboy/Francyne (via andrestorres56)
That moment when a KPop fan who is a Phillies fan unfollows you cause you said icu
At a post that said
“Ha. Well too bad you hate them. So irritating. #Phillies ”
Wait, but who has the trophy right now?
Yeah… that would be us. You’re welcome.
i really don't hate other baseball teams.
except the Dodgers, the Padres, and the Phillies.
do not feel bad. give me hate if you want ~
Same here.
Added the Marlins this season, but other than that, same here.
