If you don’t, he will kill this puppy.
The puppy deserves it. He wore polyester, and also probably ate shellfish.
You know how Brian is friends with celebrities. In the same way he shows up at the ESPYs in a spandex suit. I wouldn’t really worry about it, but on the outside, it IS pretty hilarious.
Sometimes BTR. Aly and Aj too. I feel like I’m 12 again when I hear their songs.
I badly miss Phil of the Future. Try some N Sync, bb.
whats the difference between bored and horny i dont even know anymore
But.. are most of these girls THAT sexually frustrated over baseball players or does Tumblr just bring out their wild side? ‘Cause i bet in real life, half of them won’t do the crazy stuff they profess to do to these players if it came down to a regular guy in real life.
I know personally if any of these baseball players hit on me, I’d be ALL OVER THAT.
I would. I definitely would…
It’s important to remember that fantasies (which these are) are an important, essential part of any normal sexual life, or development. No one should be shamed for their fantasies or sexual experimentation. It’s a normal thing, even to visualize these fantasies in a way that might be hard (ha) to differentiate from reality. No one wants to know Tim Lincecum really won’t be marrying them someday. :)
“It’s like I’m watching it on some crappy show like “Melrose Place” or some shit, right? And I’m the new character, I’m the HIV-AIDS character, and I live in the building and I teach everybody that it’s OK to be near me, it’s OK to talk to me, and then I die.”
- Reality Bites [1994 (oh how this movie effects a 14 year old girl)]
Brian Wilson: Evil Zach Galifianakis
Tim Lincecum: Looks like the love child of Joseph Gordon Levitt and the guy from Dazed and Confused
Jeremy Affeldt: Weird George Clooney
Sergio Romo: Turkish Santa Claus
Madison Bumgarner: White Obama
Eli Whiteside: Lollipop kid from Wizard of Oz
Cody Ross: Chuckie Doll after finding Jesus
Javier Lopez: Host of Late night with Jimmy Fallon
Oh Jimmy, you make me laugh
Ahem. SEE THE BAY AREA THE WAY WE DO… :)
Thanks to everyone who follows me. I heartos you all, mucho. Even if I’ve never talked to you!
Barry lovers, Barry haters, I-don’t-care-either-way-ers, non-Giants…JOIN ME IN HUGFEST 2011.
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
and then 4. Which is the number of runs he gave up LAST inning.